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Wednesday, February 01, 2006  

And Then God Said…

“Let my sons shave their whiskers with not 4, but FIVE blades!”
Up. Gillete has one-upped their competitors “Quattro” with the razor-to-end-all-razors: theFUSION. This monster has 5 blades on the front and a sixthblade on the reverse to trim sideburns and ‘staches. I think it is time I loose the beard, for now I may shave as the gods shave… With FIVE BLADES!

Oh, the FUSION also uses a motherfucking battery and what they are calling a lubrastrip. How the fuck have I lived for near 28 years and have yet to rake a lubrastrip across my face?

posted by JMV | 2/01/2006 04:25:00 PM
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