Homer Voice
Mmmm... Liquid Doughnut...
That’s right girls and boys, in a last-ditch attempt to put the breaks on their plummeting stock, Krispey Kreme has opened the culinary hell-gates and will begin offering a blended-frappa-icy-chino-slush-smooth-shake in a variety of flavors including "classic glazed." The nation-wide Low-carb crazy has but a hurtin' on the corp, and they have been pushing new products through their focus groups trying to come up with a hit that will save their ass. Thankfully the bacon-and-cheese filed 'nut didn't fair well enough to hit the market...