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Monday, May 10, 2004  

Who Knew Hot Lead Was Kosher?
A woman from my Hometown of Irvine got more than she asked for at CostCo when she quite literally bit the bullet while eating a hotdog. Or bit INTO a bullet at least. She later went to the hospital and discovered she had a second live 9mm round in her stomach, which the doctors told her would pass harmlessly. The wieners served up at the CostCo counter are Hebrew National brand kosher franks, which I guess means that she are a blessed and kosher bullet. Oy Vey, there are just too many jokes I could make here. And if I had a live FMJ handgun round sitting in my stomach I would not be satisfied with the doctors assurance that it would pass harmlessly. That is something that would keep me up at night (eating prunes and Cracklin' OatBran.)

posted by JMV | 5/10/2004 12:10:00 PM
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