Frist, remember the blob that washed ashore in Chile way back in July? Well, it turns out that it was just decomposed whale. Skip Pierce, professor of biology at the University of South Florida, had this to say about the dis-discovery: "Once again, to our disappointment, we have not found any evidence that any of the blobs are the remains of unknown sea monsters.” Shucks.

More recently I posted about a poll on the AFA website and encouraged all my readers to go vote for the legalization of gay marrige. It turns out that the American Family Association has pulled the results of the poll and has no intention of presenting it to congress because the results were the exact opposite of what they were shooting for: 2-to-1 in favor of legalization of gay marriage! Yay for us good netizens! Now if there were only a way for the average American to influence the policies of our President and keep the governing body from passing unjust and archaic changes to the very document that our country is built on. Oh wait...